1. heroes-get-made:

    My fiance and I are planning to get a dozen donuts and re-marathon the first season of Hannibal. This is going to be awesome.

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    *a dozen donuts each

  2. treebreath:

    Because when I looked in the mirror this morning, I didn’t hate what I saw. Yeah my butt may be almost non-existent and I do have a little tummy, but I love my imperfections lots :)

  3. animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD MORNING. I HOPE YOU’RE NOT ALARMED BUT MY LOVE FOR YOU HAS BEGUN TO MANIFEST AS A SMALL CLOUD OF SLIGHTLY DIFFUSED LIGHTS THAT HOVER IN THE AIR ABOUT MY BODY. IT APPEARS THEY WILL DANCE WHEN YOU OPEN A TIN OF WHISKAS.
… WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE MY LOVE LIGHTS DANCE?

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    GOOD MORNING. I HOPE YOU’RE NOT ALARMED BUT MY LOVE FOR YOU HAS BEGUN TO MANIFEST AS A SMALL CLOUD OF SLIGHTLY DIFFUSED LIGHTS THAT HOVER IN THE AIR ABOUT MY BODY. IT APPEARS THEY WILL DANCE WHEN YOU OPEN A TIN OF WHISKAS.

    … WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE MY LOVE LIGHTS DANCE?

  4. A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading.

    — William Styron (via absolutelybeautifulwords)

  5. my grandmother loves to knit.

    juicyjacqulyn:

    misscherry:

    fwips:

    grandma… 

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    what

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    are those stripper heels

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    and cleavage…

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    GRANDMA.

    #You used to knit me cat sweaters in 3rd grade… #this is not a cat sweater

    your grandma is rad as shit

  6. insertpalindromehere:


    I like this video. More of this from Miley would be great, and less of all- you know- the other stuff.

  7. RAISE YOUR HAND IF ADULT LIFE IS EXHAUSTING

    angrygirlcomics:

    I AM DELIRIOUS RIGHT NOW

  8. imalittleshortforastormtrooper:

    The new Black Milk Harry Potter collection is almost here!!!! I’m so excited!! Can we just take a moment to appreciate how freaking awesome this is?!

  9. juicyjacqulyn:

    fatbodypolitics:

    glitterandcamo:

    nerdycrochetgal:

    All of these keep popping up, I guess it’s because of the start of the school year… This is making me think maybe I should have gone into teaching, obviously other teachers have the same sense of humor I do… Guess it’s never too late to go back to school. Hmmm…. Besides if I go for Chem I can set shit on fire!

    I hope to be one of these teachers someday…

    This is why I want to be a professor. So I can troll the shit out of my students. By the time it happens I will be old enough that they will think I’m a nerd and none of my jokes are funny so it’s a win-win.

    I have a hard time ever believing these because of ones like the dolphin

    the writing above “well done” is entirely different, and if you compare the letters to those written by the “student” they are very similuar, especially the U, and Y. 

    The N that the teacher wrote, and the N in the fake teacher writing aren’t even close, and yet the fake commentary matches the student perfectly.

    Just… ugh…. people hurting hard for some notes.

    Teachers would do this. I’m working with a teacher who printed a meme on the front of an exam. So many student lols